In Reply to: Son, you will call me "Sir"! posted by Grandpa's Ghost on October 30, 2005 at 21:30:20:
I needed a rebuke today. I'm so thankful for your roars of love to us. Gosh... I sure won't be watchin' Jungle Book anymore... no siree!
In our next Communion I'm gonna confess all my sins... even the ones I didn't do yet. I'm gonna take this new Mo Letter to heart and get the lesson. I'm gonna wright a reaction, too... maybe 5 pages worth.
This winter, I'm not gonna use a sleigh either... nor go to Russia... looks like bad people there.
I'm gonna pray for Mama Maria... she seems to have bulimia... stickin' her finger down her throat... gosh... poor thing... she's already pretty skinny.
Grandpa... do take care... James aka Mowgli is gonna learn his lesson... havin' a Mo Letter written about you is quite a shakin' up... but he sure needed it... gosh oh golly, goin' on those darn backslider's websites... yukky do... how bad.
Okay, Granpa... I'm done now... I'm gonna go and pray to all the good spirit helpers to help me be good... Jesus is too busy to help me I guess - all that f***ing he's doin'... plus I'm gonna pray for the keys to open the doors or somethin'.
I love you.
Your humble servant grovelling in the dirt...
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