In Reply to: The serious consequences of mocking Penie's weenie posted by Family Spooksperson on June 25, 2002 at 09:06:25:
Dear precious Family,
Due to a recent incident at the Folk's house, we ask you to please stop mixing garlic tablets into the breakfast cereal. We realize that Marilyn Monroe recently prophesied advising all Homes to have garlic in their porrige to increase virility, but certain incidents (which we will discuss in later letters) have caused us to realize that certain safety measures must be in place before we follow all the "whisperings of the wise."
In Jesus and David and Mama and Peter and Marilyn Monroe, Ghengis Khan, Pied Piper, Adolf Hilter and William Jennings Bryan,
Your WS staff