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In Reply to: Re: Fasting and serious Masturbation Requests posted by Amazia on August 07, 2002 at 17:31:43:
Hello dear Amazia, thank you for having an open mind and earnestly desiring Mommie's words. In the Family we call that "really sucking" or "sucking the Golden Seeds" so we are very interested that you wish to join our Masturbation Movement.
Yes, we have written a book on the subject. It's called the "Loving Jesus Revolution". Unfortunately, most men left the group after that came out, so what began as an option has turned out to be a necessity.
About folding your hands when you pray, actually, in the Family we generally stand in a circle and hold each other's hands. Masturbating then involves using our toes to stimulate one another. Oh, you should hear the laughs sometimes when we forget to take off our outside shoes. Even stockings can sting, as you might imagine.
The only question I must, sadly, say "no" to is your question whether we use vibrators. Vibrators, as you know, use electricity, which is a form of Satanic energy. So the answer is, no, we do not use vibrators.
You are familiar with electricity, are you not? AC and DC? Well, AC stands for Antichrist, so we don't use THAT electricity (no no no NO) but we do use DC, which fortunately powers TVs, VCRs, stereos and most other conveniences of modern life.
Thank you for your questions. You didn't ask about our use of condoms, so I trust that means you "go for the gold". Good for you! (But you may use condoms if your faith is weak. Just don't use Skippy peanut butter as a lubricant, as that is a sin.)
