There was a young man named Zult

There was a young man named Zult
Who joined a mind-control cult,
He thought he was joining a group consisting of independent missionaries active in soul-winning and the most liberated Christians on earth, who damned the evil Americans whose cars he washed for a living and whose kids bought his balloons, and jumped in bed with everyone else's wife while pretending he was a woman and Jesus was ramming him, and lying to the public and thinking he was so much better than anyone else and about to get sudden Endtime powers--
This poor young deluded man named Zult.

OK, not the best limmerick, but I'm new at this.