To Nuckin Futs

Your name reminds me of a dog called "Ducky Fuzz" and his owner who ran a backpacker's guest house in Ozzie somewhere. In Townsville I think. He named it after a spin-the-bottle type game he used to play with his mates. Whoever the bottle pointed at would have to take a swig of booze and then say as fast as possible "fuzzy duck ducky fuzz" 3 times. Anyone caught mixing up the consonants would be penalized by having to take another swig. Of course that was when it was with his beer-bellied guy friends. If girls were at the game then the penalty would be to strip off a piece of clothing.

Which brings me to another interesting variation of the theme. The English version goes something like this. You have to say it in a posh pome (Prisoner of Mother England) Englsh accent and as quick as possible. God, it's hard enough when you are sober! It's a mine field, you can blow it all over the flucking pace and get a whole variety of mistakes on this one:

My wife is a pheasant plucker
A pheasant plucker is she
She loves to pluck pheasants
How many pheasants can you pluck in an hour?