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"Are You a Good Sport?" commentator goofs

Posted by Reposter on November 25, 2002 at 19:29:37

Here are top ten comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:

1. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

2. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

3. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them ! really that serious."

4. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats tself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

5. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

6. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

7. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"