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In Reply to: Thanks, Goth posted by Acheick on November 30, 2002 at 16:02:40:
I wondered why everything had gone quiet here this week. It's not one of our celebrations in the UK. Hope you all had a good time, especially as you are now living in the free world.
Hope this might amuse some of you.
A friend is having trouble with his system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without
trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two
systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned
off. But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
many Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down
completely for several weeks.
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0
only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
damage to all his hardware. Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0
only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading
to Wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it
does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2002.
But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can
be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically
stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface
months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and
E-mail Porn Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and
no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the
fault himself. The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle express
needs to be reinstalled every week. It also refused some of the new Games and
attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-law,which can't be turned off. Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress
2002 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of
mistress 2002, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing
itself.
