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New Years story from Mama and Peter

Posted by Kiester Vager on December 31, 2002 at 08:59:25

Maria:
Let go of that little girl.

Peter:
But mama you said sex with minors was ok.

Maria:
I said it was morally ok. But if we get caught by the systemites weíre in deep doo doo. We canít jeopardize a good thing. Weíre taking in lotís of money from around the globe. You want to jeopardize that ?

Peter:
No mama. Darn , I was having so much fun. Ok run along now Daphne. Go find your mother.

Maria:
We need to focus Peter on whatís important. Masturbating to Jesus. Men pretending they have vaginas. You know whatís important Peter. Tithing. Do I have to go on ?

Peter:
No mama. I get the picture. But can I at least look at pictures of the little ones and masturbate to Jesus.

Maria:
I wonít say no but I donít want to know about it Peter. Youíll just have to wait for heaven to do the really nasty stuff the systemites wonít let us do.

Peter:
Mama youíre the best Queen anyone could ever hope for. I thank the lord for you everyday. I Ďll pretend my vagina looks just like yours while Iím masturbating to Jesus.

Maria:
Thanks Peter , thatís the greatest compliment a woman could ever have.
Iím sorry you canít have all the lord wants you to have right here and now Peter but the systemites are just so ungodly. What can we do ? Weíll have to endure the hell they put us through for now my lovely masturbating man , uhhhh no , I mean woman , uhhhhh no I meanÖ...well anyway.