In Reply to: Re: Meat eaters unite! posted by Micron on March 20, 2003 at 18:07:38:
You see, I recognize you as a fellow meat-eater, but it's, like, a bit of a problem here getting the rest of the pack to accept you. I should have consulted with them first before inviting you. To be fully accepted, you would have to be a wolf naturally. Next best thing would be that you looked like a wolf, even if you aren't one? So I was hoping that when you said you just had to grab your coat and you'd be with us, that it was a wolfskin coat you were grabbing. Then you'd look like the rest of us. See?
The built-in problem, of course, is that you would have to have killed a real wolf to have that wolfskin coat. You see the double-bind I'm in? I'm not sure how we can resolve this. Any ideas?
Oh heck! I'M the Alpha Male of my pack! I bark out the orders! Listen Micron, you just go out in your back yard and roll around in a rotting carcase for a few minutes and you'll pass muster fine. Then grab your snowshoes and come out and join us. The hunt is on! ArrrrrrrRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!