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Can you help me with a CQ?

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on June 26, 2003 at 20:26:48

I'm looking for the ghost of Marilyin Monroe. She promised that when I got to heaven she'd give me the time of my life. But apparently I'm not in heaven yet. Maria & Peter got me on assignment checking out all the Family's cupboards for peanut butter & I've been doing that ever since I died. But I figure since I'm the most wonderful Christian living (technically I am dead now) that I'll be going to heaven soon & meet all my Houris of Heaven.

By the way, I shot up to the moon awhile ago cause I knew Heaven was inside the moon & wouldnt' you know it it wasn't there. How could I have been wrong about such an important detail as the location of Heaven itself? Does that mean I might've been wrong about other things as well?