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Major metorite to hit the earth!

Posted by Abrahim on December 28, 2003 at 16:45:53

Yes, seven swallows of sherry for seven days warning (glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug), another seven swallows for seven more days that evil Americans don't deserve (glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug), and another seven swallowsh jush becuz thish sherry tastes so (hic) good (glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug). Then big meteorite hit Cali-california and then no more warning! Well, maybe a little bit more warning (glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug), and just a little bit for the sure mershies of David (glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug), an' (hic) a liddle bit more for the sherry mercies of David again (glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug).

David holds up the emptied sherry bottle and looks sadly and longingly at it. "Even as I have drunk (hic) this bottle to empty an' drank it all gone, even so have the shur mershies depar-departed from America. No more. No more. (David begins to weep like the sherry-sodden old alkie that he is.

(Maria:) Here's another bottle.

(David:) Ah! God hass more mercy on Amerrrkia (rolls the "r" as if he's trilling in victory, then belches and farts vehemently). More mershy on America. (Pops off the cork) But thish is the LAST warning for America, I'm tellling you.

(glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug), glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug), glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug)