In Reply to: Thanks to all posted by Q on March 16, 2004 at 20:25:04:
...confront her. Tell her you were a member of a infamous sex cult where women were treated as mere sexual objects and not allowed birth control. Tell her that you're not quite over your cult mindset and everything you've been taught would surely come out.
It's especially important to pick you nose while you tell her all this.
Seriously, try dressing like a bum and don't shave for a week. Eat lots of beans and fart. She'll get the hint.