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Abrahim! protect us from the Vandari!!

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on November 11, 2004 at 16:25:01

In Reply to: Has everyone read this? posted by Oldtimer on November 10, 2004 at 14:30:51:

Ha! Ha! (David laughs long and hard.) I just came out of a spirit council with seventy of the top spirit helpers working to help the Family, including Mao Tse Tung, Marilyn Monroe, Ghengis Khan, my mother, Dr. Koger, my dog Rex, William Jennins Bryon, Eric the Norseman and the Bobsy Twins, and they all agreed to help the Family in this upcoming custody case.

When I called for a vote, they were unanimous in shouting they would be there. Afterward Marilyn Monroe and I talked about strategy and in the course of our conversation we naturally had sex lovingly, wonderfully, blissfully, and ended in explosive bombastic tongues while falling from the top of a building screaming for the Heavenly Houris to empower our lawyers. Eri the Norseman then gave me this advice:

"Dave, not you vorry. It all be alright."

Ghengis Khan said he would get sent out as a lying spriit to put totally believable lies in the mouths of all the Family spokespersons. So don't worry! Help is on its way! Abrahim is assembling a whole team of gypsy dancers to do a Jerry-co dance around the court house!