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Brainstorming re.: New Philanthropic Endeavor

Posted by Madame Tussaud on March 23, 2005 at 18:46:43

In Reply to: Nein. But I know where Hitler's birth-house is posted by Hans on March 23, 2005 at 18:11:09:

I think I will make hundreds of wax figures of Berg and Zerby and Peter and Sara D and John PI and several others, and open a room at each museum where survivors can schedule a their own time of reckoning. You get to spend some quality time face to face with the wax figure of the person(s) of your choice (which will be posessed of no less human warmth than their namesakes) and then hopefully go home relieved. The museum then recycles the wax parts for reuse by another survivor. If you were severely abused, you can have as many "pow-wows" as you need subject to giving each survivor an appointment.

Or maybe you just want a personal apology, in which case you send us a list of your complaints and then we simulate their voice and record an apology, individualized to address you as a person (imagine the idea!) and the specific things you endured. It might take a bit of work to get the Zer-bots to move their mouths (forget shedding a tear for you, too hard, besides you couldn't suspend your disbelief long enough to make it worth the work on the capability to tear or blush).