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But ... but I claimed the Keys

Posted by Fam Prayer Warrior on May 22, 2005 at 20:07:15

In Reply to: I think your prayers were too late for Peetie's peenie:( (NT) posted by sad on May 22, 2005 at 18:28:47:

You mean despite all my jingling of the Keys, jingling & tinkling them like a cymbal, it all availethed to naught?

Wait... I'm getting a prophesy! In the name of the Keys!

"LO I am the mighty Viagra, consort of queen Bruneheld and lover of the Valkeries! Yea, I shall enter Petie & strengthen Pete's penie, I shall make it stand upright, even as the cedar tree of Lebanon!"

Wow! Viagra! I never heard that name before tho I imagine it's one of the greats of Norse mythology!