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The shunning of backsliders

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on June 21, 2005 at 00:23:02

In Reply to: Re: Bad Social Science & TF posted by Perry on June 20, 2005 at 20:59:32:

See, this is the problem with backsliders, they first of all want to be called "ex-members" as if that makes them somehow better than the dogs returned to their vomit that they are. You notice they sneak that word "member" in there as if they're still somehow members in a sense. And NOW they want to be called an "exmember community" as if they were still living in communities, Acts 2:44-45, and giving 1,100,000%.

Why do we shun backsliders or "exmembers"? For the same reason as you'd have nothing to do with sows wallowing in the mire, right? How many of you have pig-wrestled? You know what I'm talking about! Back at TSC when Ho and Aaron had this big old sow called Brutus, they'd just get her clean to go to market and leave for one second to go get the golden ring to put in her snout, and lo and behold she'd be back wallowing in the mud again! Just like our apostates!

I don't even like that word "apostate". It sounds too much like "apostle." I don't know why Maria has to go with all these new NRM labels for our backsliders. Call a spade a spade. I don't even like to call them "detractors." Sounds too much like "de tractors" as if they were hard-working tractors out on the farm. We had a tractor at TSC and let metell you, we worked it hard. But our backsliders are anything but tractors! I'd call them Uneager Beavers! ha! (Dad laughs long and loud, hysterically pounding the bed in tongues.) I don't even like to call them "our" backsliders. They're not even ours anymore.

But the best solution with these sociologists, is, as I've always said, take'm to bed, sexually compromise them, slip'm a little cash ("money answereth all things") then get'm to write a book favorable to us. How can they not? How can they not defend us when they've gone to bed with our women? Ha!

Why should sociologists talk to those backsliders to get a "full picture" blah blah blah. God promised "I will not lie unto David" but the Devil sure lies plenty to the backsliders. You can't believe a word they say, unless it's' good things about us. Otherwise it's lies, lies, all lies!