In Reply to: She took the "ry" out of Mother Country posted by Always hated your guts MamaNot on August 02, 2005 at 20:12:12:
Do you hate me enough to think about ways to kill me? Would you be willing to take a stand-in? (Any time you ask, I'm willing to give you the home address of an Familite neo-fascist in San Diego.)
Do you hate me enough to think about sadistic ways to make me suffer and cry out in writhing agony to my Sexy Saviour? Does the simulaneous thought of "clothes pins," "staple gun," and "Mountin' Maid" make you feel happy & hopeful?
Do you fantasize in your idle moments about stalking me on the Colorodo roads to a place where the Unit has parked the Royal RV?
If you answer "yes" to any of the above...PTL!
I vahnt to suck your blood.