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Don't Hold Your Breath on This One

Posted by Alarmed on August 03, 2005 at 01:38:04

In Reply to: Good call! posted by Because on August 02, 2005 at 21:45:43:

TFI is led by a 59-year-old woman who thinks Jesus has a hard-on for her saggy-gut, turkey-wattle bod. She decks out in cheesy purple Walmart nightgowns for Family photo-ops and prays to God for the "kingly" demeanor of a balding Boomer pencil-pusher who passes around nudie pics of her at Family Summits.

Somehow, I don't think Ping Keter and the WS readers are going to get it.

But I do thank God that someone figured out it would be a good idea to close the DC Media home and move Claire and Mark to Outer Slobovia or other Parts Unknown. Maybe Mark will make it out of the U.S. alive, or at least without having the sh*t kicked out of him by a psycho twenty-something home on leave from the war in Iraq.