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I'm in Hell! Where the bloody hell are YOU?

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on March 05, 2006 at 22:33:09

In Reply to: Re: IN ADDITION posted by Jewlz on March 05, 2006 at 20:46:01:

Ha! I knew that title would get your attention! Of course, I'm NOT in Hell. How could I be? I'm the greatest Christian, the greatest prophet of God that ever existed. I'm one of the 24 elders around the throne, so how the bloody hell could I be in Austral--?

OOPS! I meant to say, "How the bloody hell could I be in Hell?" and I nearly said "Australia" instead. ha. Well, like I've said time and again, Australia with its demonic peoples and deserts and snakes and scorpians, IS hell, hell on earth. It's a good thing I never went there. Think of all the hitch-hikers and goolagongs I could've picked up.

Did you hear? The Australians have a new national anthem called "Where the bloody hell are you?" You know why? Because they put up the rabbit fence to keep out rabbits and its kept out tourism instead. Ha! The wonders and revelations revealed to thy father. Well, now the Australians want tourists to come to THEIR bloody hell. Can you believe it? Whatever happened to throwing another shrimp on the barbie? Well, shrimps are unclean as you know.

But that Backslider, Julius asked, "Hey ,Grandpa go anything to say from wherever you are? He may be in Heaven or he may be in hell for all I know." Well, it shows what you know, which isn't much, ever since you went back to the dog-vomit system. The Family is heaven on earth. The Family at its WORST is better than the System at its best. Hear me?

Ha ha ha. (David laughs long and loud at the folly of those that reject the very Words of David, the honey that drippeth from his lips, then takes a long swig of sherry, gags, burps, farts and pounds the bed with bombastic gypsy shouting and tongues.)