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Re: What's supposed to happen in 2008?

Posted by Snicker on September 29, 2006 at 20:53:58

In Reply to: What's supposed to happen in 2008? posted by reposter on September 29, 2006 at 20:45:01:

My guesses:

* Maria will arrive in Jerusalem & begin blowing fire out of her mouth to burn her enemies.

* The Family will hold a worldwide sackcloth vigil then suddenly throw off their sackcloth & start line-dancing naked.

* New heavy meat from MO's unpublished talks will be revealed. 'Witness with this shit, folks!'

* Sackcloth vigil take two: they stay dressed only they will warn America it's doomed. (What a surprise shocker!)

* Their new witness will be to start another big commune in Texas like TSC. 'The whole world will come to see us!'

* Comet Kohoutek will return for real this time! A rare conjunction of Mars & Uranus has all the astrologers talking.

* Nothing will happen. They just picked the date out of a hat.