New year's resolutions

Just thought I'd share
my New Year's resolutions
with you...

I will respond to all e-mail
(except chain letters)
in a timely manner.

I will learn to cook something
both low-fat AND delicious.

I will cease and desist
any and all bad habits
for an entire year.
(or at least until January 2nd)

I will do laundry on a regular basis
before it becomes
a possible fire hazard.

I will pick one place
to put my keys and the remote
so that I don't spend half my life
running around like an idiot,
looking for them.

I will seek true enlightenment
and the meaning of life.
(while occasionally
remembering to floss.)

And my #1 resolution
is to always appreciate
great people.

Happy New Year