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In Reply to: Get yer T-Shirts Now! posted by Family Faves on March 22, 2007 at 20:40:56:
I'M WITH HOLE IN THE HEAD--AND THAT'S ME
REAL DADDIES STAY IN THE FAMILY
REAL DADDIES ARE ANYBODY
REAL MOMMIES ROCK AND ROLL WITH ANYBODY
REAL DISCIPLES DON'T NEED TRUTH
REALITY SUCKS MY ASS, BUT I WOULD NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
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and my all time favorite:
BERG ISN'T A CULT LEADER, HE'S AN ENDTIME PROPHET WHO DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN; HE MADE A FEW MINOR MISTAKES, AS THE BIBLE SAYS, THERE WANTETH NOT SIN IN THE MULTITUDE OF WORDS; BUT EVEN IF BERG MADE A FEW MISTAKES, HE BROUGHT SO MANY PEOPLE TO JESUS THAT I JUST CRY WHEN I THINK OF IT AS I LAY DOWN TO LOVE JESUS--MY LORD, SAVIOUR, AND LOVER; YOU WOULD CRY TO TOO IF YOU WOULD LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART LIKE I HAVE, AND I CAN EVEN LOVE HIM IN A SPECIAL SECRET WAY THAT YOU COULD ONLY DREAM ABOUT, AND TO THINK THAT ALL THIS WAS PREDICTED 4000 YEARS AGO BY GOD IN HOSEA 3:5, IN THE LATTER DAYS SHALL THE CHILDREN OF GOD RETURN...(OH WAIT, WE CHANGED OUR NAME TO THE FAMILY...wait...i'm getting something else, YES, WE CHANGED OUR NAME TO THE FAMILY INTERNATIONAL)BUT NEVERTHELESS, PROPHECY REMAINS TRUE, A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL JUST A SWEET...AND AREN'T I SWEET?
