Reindeer

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of
Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain
their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore,
according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY
single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We
should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.