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Posted by Rocky on January 27, 2003 at 12:22:46

In Reply to: Zerby's gutless 'jesus' doesn't dare mention names posted by Curious on January 27, 2003 at 08:45:30:

Monday January 27 2003 Situation Report

Hi it's officer Bill Gagonet with BORE: ( Bureau of Recclaimation & Environment )

Well we finally tracked down one of Zerby's turd distribution points. We still have a long way to go but hopefully we will be able to clean up the mess eventually. Ever since that wingnut Borgen died the Mophonie cult has been trying to turn shit into gold. Normally the Bureau doesn't get involved with cases like this one but the Zerby turd factory is affecting citizens and we don't want any further outbreaks of Borgen's syndrome, (commonly known as Mad Mo's desease). I just don't want to see any more poor sick, babbling sad-sacks walking down the street dressed like clowns, selling videos and giving out shit disquised as gold letters.

This desease is pervasive and once it gets a hold of you it can turn your brain to jelly. It also is an infectious illness and spreads through the fecal material the Mophonies hand out to the unsuspecting public. Go figure eh? Well thats my update for now.

Officer Bill Gagonet from BORE signing off for now.