In Reply to: My answer to Rolling Stones's 101 Lies!!! posted by Grandpa's Ghost on June 24, 2005 at 19:19:18:
Maria: Oh Dad, why did you have go and get your panties all in a twist over the lies of our enemies? I'm calling on Keys-us right now to find a nice, sweet-smelling little spirit girl to sit in your lap and settle you down.
Key-sus: Just look at the little playmate Mama's conjured up for you--say hello to little Mary Fellatia! Hey, darlin'! You want to make Grandpa feel good, don't you? Do it for Keys-us and Mama! Now, doesn't that bring back memories of the good old days, Grandpa? You just work on getting her little lace panties all in a twist while Mama takes care of the other Family business.